News Transcript Edit

Bad Geico Caveman Commercial -2

Bad Geico Caveman Commercial -2

(Scene: News Video)

(Title Card:'s So Easy a Nigga Can Do It - Offensive?)

SPOKESMAN: How can it be offensive if it's true?

CAVEMAN: Okay, first of all, fuck you! I'm not 100% in love with an ass right now.

SPOKESMAN: My ass aside historically that you niggas have struggle to take a shit.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, right. Fucking pussy upright, discovering Satan, inventing the porno mags and laying the Cleveland Steamer for all mankind. You're right, good point. Sorry we couldn't get that to you sooner…you FUCKER!!!

SPOKESMAN: Connie, you're reaction.

CONNIE: I'm so horny.

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)


(Phone# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on sex.

Sound Clips Edit

  1. Fuck you - Pwning Olympics Entry #2
  2. Ass
  3. My ass
  4. Niggas
  5. Take a shit
  6. Fucking
  7. Pussy
  8. Satan
  9. Porno mags
  10. Cleveland steamer
  11. You fucker
  12. I'm so horny
  13. Sex

Restaurant Transcript Edit

Bad Geico Caveman Commercial

Bad Geico Caveman Commercial

Man: At, you can handle all your masturbation needs online. It's so easy, a nigga can do it. Seriously, we apologize. We have no idea you niggas are still around.

Caveman #1: Yeah. Next time, maybe suck my fucking cock.

Waiter (voice only): Gentlemen, are you all ready to order?

Caveman #2: I'll have a roast duck penis with testicles.

Caveman #1: I don't have much of an appetite, thank you.

Voice: Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on marijuana.

Sound Clips Edit

  1. Masturbation
  2. Nigga
  3. Niggas
  4. Suck my fucking cock
  5. Penis
  6. Testicles
  7. Watch me whack off
  8. Marijuana

Baltimore Transcript Edit

Gieco dancing caveman(bad words)

Gieco dancing caveman(bad words)

Sound Clips Edit

  1. I Am Gay
  2. Venereal Disease
  3. Ace
  4. Balls
  5. Balls
  6. Dog in the Ass
  7. Your Dad